Forget about Bert and Ernie. I always thought Kermit the Frog was a little ‚Äúlight in the flippers,‚ÄĚ if you know what I mean. Miss Piggy? Probably just cover (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more). And how about that perennial bachelor, Fozzie Bear? Wocka Wocka, indeed.
I don‚Äôt know.